Category: Blog
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The humble lawn, the truest form of tranquility, peace, and all that is right in the world.
The townsfolk often passed by Mr. Woodbridge’s home, admiring the pristine beauty he had cultivated. They whispered stories about his legendary attention to detail and the seemingly magical ability he possessed to coax life and beauty from the earth.
October 24, 2023
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Mr. Woodbridge vigorously shakes fist at kids who step on his lawn.
With each passing year, Mr. Woodbridge had become increasingly obsessed with the idea that his lawn was sacred ground, a hallowed oasis in the midst of the mundane. He believed it was his duty to protect it from the supposed invasion of the neighborhood children, who, in his eyes, were the embodiment of chaos and destruction.
October 24, 2023
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Old man yells at kid to get off his lawn.
In the suburban neighbourhood of Westboro, lived an infamous character, Mr. Robert WoodBridge, a perpetually grouchy old man. His biggest annoyance was children, especially those who dared to set foot on his immaculate lawn.
October 24, 2023